Ding Dang it!!! Its happening AGAIN. Every year around this time, my body seems to go into hibernation mode. Uh...excuse me - Do I look like a bear? No! Do I hibernate? No! Well...ahem, NO! Then why for the love of Pete does my body want to hold onto the extra lbs? Damn scale.
Why do I even have a scale? Why do I even go near it? Every time I have a drs appt., they weigh me. Weight Nazis! I don't want a scale. I don't want to be constantly reminded, "Oooooh Angieeee...mwhahaaa!! You've been eating way to much yummy goodness! Shame on you! Come on over here and lets take a look, shall we? Mwahaha!"
Its an EVIL scale. And really, it better hush it up because I'm bigger (shut up!) than it is and I can throw reeeally far.
Have a great day everyone. I'm off to nibble on my rice cake.
Love & Peace Y'all!
Ang
16 comments:
I understand completely. I am working hard not to have it happen to me again this year. But every year I put on weight over the winter. I really can not stand it, even though I know its my fault. It just seems that there is more good food around during this time of year.
D, you are SO right. And this year we're supposed to be going "home" for the holidays, so that means Grandma's big breakfast and Mom's Pot Roast. Not to mention all the sweets and treats they tend to make. Its so hard to be "good"; I mean, I can't NOT eat the yummy goodness - I wouldn't want to hurt my Grandma's feelings, now would I? Teee Heee!
Oh Angie, I can SEW identify....not to worry....you will get it together, a round of rice cakes for everybody! Woot!
Thanks Cindy! *crunch*crunch* blech!
rice cakes? omg. talk about suffering... I slather a thick layer of peanut butter on mine. LMAO!! You CAN eat what you want, just exercise more... ha ha!! It's a numbers game, xoxoxo!!! Runs off to eat bowl of Lucky Charms with Miki! xoxo S.
Exercise Schmexercise! I know, I know...you're right. LOL
Have a bowl for me please :o) xoxox
eeeeew, rice cakes (blech!) can I have choco syrup on mine? *yom...yom.. yom...*
mmmmm, luuuuucky chaaaaarms!! *mesmerized by green clovers, blue moons and...*
AAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You freakin' kill me!!!!! This is just waaaaay to funny and, uh-hum, I'm right there with ya, babe. My scale lies. I'm thinking of taking it to a psychiatrist to try and get its compulsive lying disorder taken care of. It sounds like your scale is a liar, too. Shall I pick you up on the way and we'll have both of them "taken care of"? HAH!!!!!
Oh Yes please! Take it with you. Matter of fact, don't bring it back! LOL!
Mom Mom Mom. You should know that Lucky Charms has: clovers, moons, balloons, shooting stars, horseshoes, rainbows, and the newest one: hourglasses (but I'm pretty sure they got rid of the pots of gold). I mean come on Mom, and you call yourself a Lucky Charms lover. Sheesh!
Oh, dang. He schooled you, Sharon!!
LMAO! You guys are too funny! Not good to read at work, when I bust out laughing and the warden...eh I mean boss lady comes over and asks if I'm ok. (Note to self: Gotta stop doing that)
Okay, I couldn't read this post because I couldn't get past the phrase "Ding Dang It!!!"
That's going to be my new catch phrase and I'm going to pretend I invented it.
ha ha
Oh, in answer to your question about the business cards, they are from OvernightPrints.com. But if you go back to my blog and look at yesterday's post (10-14-08) you'll see what I did with them once I received them!!
LOL! Hi Cathy :o) You go ahead with that phrase. Its great isn't it??
And I'm thinking you have me confused with someone else...maybe?? I didn't recognize your name so I went to your blog to ck it out. GREAT blog! I love it! But today was my first ever visit and I don't remember asking about the business cards. But I did read about it and its a very clever idea! So, THANKS!!! :o)
Ding Dang It!
(my very first opportunity to use it!!)
Yes, I did have you confused, I just came back to correct that and see that you found it first. I'm a little embarrased. Your blog was listed as one of TheBumbeBeeStudio's favorite blogs and so I was thinking about her when I wrote that. But I'm still keeping the Ding Dang Thang.
Your blog is great your humor/writing is priceless. So I hope you won't mind me mentioning that you have man feet and could use a shave, lol.
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Awesome about the man feet! LOL I was actually wondering if anyone would comment on them!
Don't be embarrassed. Srsly. I'm just glad you found me. And yes, please continue to use Ding Dang It. LOL Lets spread it around the world!
Thank you for your kind words about my blog. Made my day!! :o)
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