Tuesday, October 14, 2008
OH Yeah, You're Hilarious
Ding Dang it!!! Its happening AGAIN. Every year around this time, my body seems to go into hibernation mode. Uh...excuse me - Do I look like a bear? No! Do I hibernate? No! Well...ahem, NO! Then why for the love of Pete does my body want to hold onto the extra lbs? Damn scale.
Why do I even have a scale? Why do I even go near it? Every time I have a drs appt., they weigh me. Weight Nazis! I don't want a scale. I don't want to be constantly reminded, "Oooooh Angieeee...mwhahaaa!! You've been eating way to much yummy goodness! Shame on you! Come on over here and lets take a look, shall we? Mwahaha!"
Its an EVIL scale. And really, it better hush it up because I'm bigger (shut up!) than it is and I can throw reeeally far.
Have a great day everyone. I'm off to nibble on my rice cake.
Love & Peace Y'all!